A proposal

Hello, and good evening, gentle men. I come here on behalf of a newly found group called CRASH, which was formed to counter strike the notorious PKer group known as the Pumpkin Pedophiles. As some of you may know, I am a former PP, along with my partner and co-founder of CRASH, Alphagun2, and we would like to purpose an alliance against the Pumpkin Pedophiles in an effort to at least put a dent in their PKing frenzy.

Some of you may be asking yourselves why we would turn against our former team members. It is simple; We realized that the leaders and founders of the PP are nothing more than pre-pube internet trolls with multiple accounts (that's why they were so hard to be kept down when they were killed), who got off on trolling strangers on the internet. As we soon learned, they even got off on trolling their own team members. Lez soon started chastizing me and Alphagun2, calling us lvl 6 n00bs, saying we werent real PP members and that the PP didn't need us. This of course, upset us, and Alphagun2 decided that enough was enough and took out most of the PP's multiple accounts that hold up in our hide out.

Now we come to you looking for a truce and an alliance against these annoying PKing menaces. We will give you any information we know about them, including their multiple account names and profiles. Let me know if you are interested.

-Die Endgegner

So that's what happened... I wondered what was going on.

We always suspected the PP were zergers as well.

I hope the 25th accepts you. I hate the PP. Now that this is going on, we may be able to keep their PKing to a minimum and hopefully chase them out of the suberb. Maybe if we kill them enough, they'll tire of it and flee to Yagoton or something.

Hey

Your proflie might be a bit strange but we hate the PP too so I think we will ally with you but remember if you PK any one of our group we will all hit back but I don`t think you will anyway oh also are you still PKers of normal players if you are thats bad and thanks for not speaking in 1337

I am a Pumpkin Smasher

Neo Nazi - Level 41 Civilian
http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360

Lezick - Level 41 Civilian
http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738584

Nergin - Level 41 Zombie
http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=737330

NinjaCow - Level 1 Zombie
http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1063746

Fido14 - Level 25 Military
http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1046891

In the wiki it says thay have ten members those could be zergs/alts
add more if there is more just quote my meassge

I don't see a problem here. I didn't thing the PP would get too far, the leaders seem a bit childish. Welcome to the good side.

Yes, those other ten members are zergers, and I have some great news. Today will mark the begining of our war on the PP, for Alphagun2 and I have made our first move against them and attacked one of their hideouts a little less than an hour ago. After much searching, we were able to track them down to a factory where two of them lay hiding. Upon discovery, we immediately sprang into action and killed Lezick and fido14:



After completely devouring these pesky PKers, Alphagun2 decided to search the area for any more of their alts, and successfully found two, and killed them (Nergin and Fishfase). Today was a glorious day indeed for the war against the PP, and I trust there will be many more in the future!

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More good news! Me and fellow CRASH member Kenny Smith successfully took out Neo Nazi in the Chippet Grove PD. You will find his corpse lying outside like the big lump of crap that it is. This war seems to be leaning in our favor!

Also, to avoid being retaliated on by their Zerger accounts we have retreated to the Wallis PD with other 25th members for the sake of security. The PP will be less likely to retaliate in a building full of 25th and CRASH members.