Hello, and good evening, gentle men. I come here on behalf of a newly found group called CRASH, which was formed to counter strike the notorious PKer group known as the Pumpkin Pedophiles. As some of you may know, I am a former PP, along with my partner and co-founder of CRASH, Alphagun2, and we would like to purpose an alliance against the Pumpkin Pedophiles in an effort to at least put a dent in their PKing frenzy.
Some of you may be asking yourselves why we would turn against our former team members. It is simple; We realized that the leaders and founders of the PP are nothing more than pre-pube internet trolls with multiple accounts (that's why they were so hard to be kept down when they were killed), who got off on trolling strangers on the internet. As we soon learned, they even got off on trolling their own team members. Lez soon started chastizing me and Alphagun2, calling us lvl 6 n00bs, saying we werent real PP members and that the PP didn't need us. This of course, upset us, and Alphagun2 decided that enough was enough and took out most of the PP's multiple accounts that hold up in our hide out.
Now we come to you looking for a truce and an alliance against these annoying PKing menaces. We will give you any information we know about them, including their multiple account names and profiles. Let me know if you are interested.